ailurinae:

koobiie:

A line drawing of a person wearing a shirt that reads “I [heart] captioned YouTube videos that don't just use the autogenerated captions"ALT

i feel strongly about this

Tom Scott waving arms, subtitles saying "Oh, look at me! I've bought a Lamborghini!" (quotation marks in original)ALT
Tom Scott pointing at the camera subtitles that say "Buy some damn subtitles."ALT

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misscellophane-ao3:

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tempest-in-spooky-earrings:

arkodian:

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arkodian:

I wanted to get into embroidery last year and of course the first project that popped into my head was a massive one. So here’s the masterpost for the Discworld jacket I’m currently working on. The plan is to have at least one motif for every book and cover the whole thing. Wish me luck.

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This is a work in progress, so I’ll update this post when I finish new stuff.

Feel free to suggest things that should be on there. I’ve still got a list I’m working through, but any ideas are appreciated. 😊❤

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I’ve been working on Great A'Tuin on and off since July 2022. My rough estimate is that it took me 150 hours total. That’s the low end btw. I think it was totally worth it, though! ❤

Next up: the luggage and Errol.

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At least this one only took me two months. Progress! Meet my version of the Death of Rats.

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An embroidery piece of a golem. It's red and has patches across its body in different shades of red. Its eyes are glowing red too. Around it are white outlines of footsteps as well as the quote "words in the heart cannot be taken". The "heart" is an actual heart in the centre of its chest.ALT
three quotes from Discworld novels: May you live in interesting times - it has a yellow butterfly next to it. +++out of cheese+++. +++Divide by cucumber error. Restart universe.+++ They are done in white on blue jeans fabric.ALT
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An embroidery of the the hat full of sky, done in a black outline on blue denim. Inside are swirls of blue clouds and yellow and purple stars.ALT

These have been done since August, but I forgot to update the jacket post. Oops.

Gorgeous! Everything about this project is amazing.

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ahedderick:

ashstfu:

cardamom, cinnamon, saffron, nutmeg, clove, star anise, black pepper, allspice, cumin, fennel, turmeric, coriander, bay leaf, sumac, juniper, fenugreek, ginger, mace, mustard seed, thyme, rosemary, marjoram, lavender, oregano, basil, tarragon, sage, chervil, dill, parsley, mint

Scarborough Fair extended edition

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captaincrusher:

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trumpetnista:

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lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

it’s from 2013 with 2.4mil tags how the fuck have i not seen it before?!?!?

Portals to hell? I haven’t heard that name in years

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charlesoberonn:

feluka:

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feluka:

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don’t hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no “i’m just a girl tee-hee” stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

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professorfoglio:

Boo!

Over the years we have seen Jäger Jack-O-Lanterns before, but reader Crowden Satz has provided us with a particularly fine example based on General Dimo. Thanks, man!

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rue-nightly:

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meggannn:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

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A 2025 update

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maroonracoon:

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Drawings of my cat Darkly

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runcibility:

killmymind:

i feel like tumblr users are the only ones who don’t use ai. everyone else would fuck chatgpt if they could

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elljayvee:

longseasons:

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when I was in college in the 1990s I took a document design course and we had to go talk to an archivist at the university library

the library had a single page from a gutenberg bible (the bible had been damaged by fire and the remaining undamaged pieces cut apart and sold) and a CD sitting next to each other

we looked at the bible page, marveling at this 500+ year old page with its neatly set type, carefully kept under a sheet of glass to protect it

and then she held up the CD and pointed out that in 500 years, if a CD could even last that long, it was unlikely we’d possess the technology to read it

and we all got very quiet and look at the book page for a long time

and is evidenced by the fact I’m telling you about this almost 30 years later, I have never forgotten that blank-looking shiny piece of plastic sitting next to a beautiful, ancient piece of paper that someone pressed words into with a machine and left for me to read, hundreds of years before I was born.

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listen-to-the-inner-walrus:

jabberding0:

shoe restoration

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sabertoothwalrus:

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sabertoothwalrus:

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

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finally got an apple that shows this effect well

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OH THIS IS EXCELLENT THANK YOU

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batbetbitbotbut:

savings-club:

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Square Bloom

quilt by Jo Wollschlaeger

2nd place in American Patchwork & Quilting Transparency Quilting Challenge, QuiltCon 2025

this challenge focused on the illusion of transparency in quilting.

So I noticed this was second place in a contest.

So I looked up first place:

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This is “Light Me Up” by Lindsey Berres. Closeups here.

Here is the (partial?) gallery of entrants on the QuiltCon website, but the image files are so large that I literally can’t load them so have a selection of much lower quality screengrabs from this video tour instead…

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“Neural Overlap” by Jane Eileen García (3rd place)

“Surfacing” by Tara Glastonbury

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“Dot Your Eyes” by Nora Bauser

“Risograph Rings” by Colleen Kesterson

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“Benched” by Linda Hungerford

“Windmill Meadows” by Lynett Muhaso

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“Starman” by Lorena Uriarte

“Triple Silk Transluscence” by Cassandra Beaver

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“Who Invited Cyan?” by Samantha Saturday

“Star Crossed” by Karin Rabe

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“Contintuity of Radiance” by Svetlana Silver

“Mod Layers” by Anthea Naylor

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“Dialectic No. 4” by Heather Akerberg

“Perfect Pansies” by Holly Clarke

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“Still Life #1” by Barbara Strick

“Circle of Friends” by Erin Case

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“Orange Peel Overlay” by Stephanie Bracelyn"“Orange Peel Overlay” by Stephanie Bracelyn

“Spotlight” by Amy Friend

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“Blobs” by Lucie Belanger

“Sunshine Amidst Rain” by Sarah Wigton

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“Cellophane Squares” by Sharon Thomson

“Evolution of Man” by Carrie Stout

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killhitleragain:

Fibonacci: Hmm… I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

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